Fat jokes

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Why did the fat man miss his flight?

His body weight exceeded the weight limit.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.