Energy jokes
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
*electric noises*
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The sun is fire.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.