Dont jokes
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I don't have time to write this joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."