Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
