I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
If I were to cut your legs off would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
