Common jokes
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.