We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
