A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
