Category Jokes

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?