My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?
White Vans
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
