Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood Jokes

Covid

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

Birthday

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Song

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Nazi

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Kanye West

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Soul

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Empathy

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Apology

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!