"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
