What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
