RapBoat

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS

What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?

RHYME-STEIN

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To SWEEP the competition

What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?

MC Planter

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their BEATS

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil Spice

How do rappers greet each other?

With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Trout

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS

What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?

Punctual P