Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
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What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON