I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO
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Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
