What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's worse than ten baby's nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
I was the second worse thing to happen to those orphans
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
