Virus

Virus Jokes

Email

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Covid

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Hospital

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Guy

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Nut

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Baby

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Time

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

Covid

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.