TV Show

TV Show jokes

Mum

    • While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

    TV Show memes

    Character

    • Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

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    • Wordplay

    • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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    • Wall

    • Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

    Viewers: Dora.

    Trump: No, I am President Trump.

    Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

    Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

    Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    • Violence

    • There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

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    • Television

    • So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

    So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

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