Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Why did trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island? So he trump that little bitch!
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
