Donald Trump Jokes
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"