Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
If trees could kill you, they wood.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.