The 100+ Best Forest Jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who's hanging around.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

If trees could kill you, they wood.

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.

What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”