One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
