Theory jokes
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
He's fat!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why is Earth flat?
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!