Short jokes

Short Jokes

Blonde

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

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  • Drone

    What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Wheelchair

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

    But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

    Funeral

    I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

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  • Aim

    My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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  • Flag

    What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Step

    How to fall down stairs.

    Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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  • Battery

    What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

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  • Waiter

    If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

    Santa

    Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

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