Seven jokes
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.