Romaine jokes
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.