Rock jokes

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Hi, I'm stupid!

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

Down will come dummy, cradle and all.

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

What is a dog's favorite music?

Pup rock