Roast jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.