Realization jokes

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?

Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...