Realization jokes

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.