This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
