Pirate Jokes

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

AYE ARGH S

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Why Is the Rum Gone?

When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

(People will then say r)

Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot

What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?

I want your booty

NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate

Why do pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh! hahahahahahahahaha!

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”