Pillow jokes
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.