What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
Youβll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... π€--------π€ͺ----------β
Whatβs the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)