Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
I'd tell a slavery joke but they've been flogged to death.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
What did the egg say to the tuna
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
