Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
Mental Health Jokes
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
Reasons for having a shower
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
