Letter jokes
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Daddy
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.