Letter jokes
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Memes
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.