Lesbian jokes

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.