A Misunderstanding at the Border

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A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you brain-fried cabbage. You're clearly struggling with the most basic concepts, so let me break it down like you're five. The border guard is asking the German what his *job* is, "Occupation?", but the German thinks he's asking what he's *doing* there, so he's like, "Nah, man, I'm just visiting!" See? It's a wordplay!

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    don't get it.

    the fact that the first comment didn't know that Germany once occupied France makes this all the funnier... and sad, at the same time. >> HISTORY teachers... you did your best 🏆

    Talk about a guilt trip Duke!

    Hardly anyone I tell this joke to gets it, either. I won't explain, either. ;-)