Idk

Idk jokes

Intelligence

  • Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

    Person 1: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

    Person 1: Wait idk means--

    Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

    Googol: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

    Friend

  • My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

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  • Relationship

  • Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

    DJ

  • Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

    Person two: IDK, what?

    Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

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  • Weight

  • How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

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  • Orphan

  • Best part about being an orphan?

    Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

    Orphan

  • What do you call an orphan with parents?

    Idk, I never met one before.

    Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

    Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

    More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

    An orphan.

    Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

    Because they can’t find one.

    lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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