Geometry

Geometry Jokes

Circle

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Corner

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

Corner

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.

Corner

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Math

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Helen Keller

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Penaldo

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Cake

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

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  • Kid

    Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

    Their foreheads are angled.

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  • Room

    Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

    Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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