Geometry jokes
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.