My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your momma so fat she was in a movie and the screen broke
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Have u ever felt a earthquake? It’s not nature it’s Brandan Bressler
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
your mom is so fat she lookes like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters
How do you get rid of a fat ghost: You excersize it.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah.. you look fat in every dress
when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
Kid singing “abcd”
Person says “no no it’s obcd”
