Difference jokes
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.