friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
My life
Tell me when you get it
