My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?
I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
knock knock
who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
