How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme
What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
