Daveon jokes
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Daveon...
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
It davving on the eons, broski.