DoctorJoshua1 month agoWhy did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
LightbulbJoshua1 month agoHow many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
JobJoshua1 month agoWhy did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
MagicianJoshua1 month agoWhy did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
DoctorJoshua1 month agoDaveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
LineJoshua28 days agoDaveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
SomethingJoshua28 days agoI asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????