Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
a joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never come back
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What’s the difference between a orphan and a apple.A apple gets picked.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
What do you call a black person with an gun black opps
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
