Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Band

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Kit Kat

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Dog

Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

A: Either way they'll kill your dog.

Parent

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Mother

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Girl

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

LeBron James

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

Guy

I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

Furry

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Suicide

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Scoliosis

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

Bus Driver

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Toy Story

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Gun shop

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.