Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
NIGGAAA
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.