Chinese jokes

What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they're the ones making the toys.

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

What do you call a Chinese assassin?

Chinese takeout.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Why is there no phone in China?

Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].

Me: So tell me about it then.

My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.

Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.

Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.

My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.

Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.

My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.

Me: My bad again. Do continue.

My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.

Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?

My cousin: By the game.

Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"