What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Chinese Jokes
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
