Boy jokes
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”